Holy Mother of a Goat! I have ripped my left foot's big toe toenail, half off, two thirds of the way down. Thus, still attached; however, quite painful. Yeeeeeeouch!
Thank you for letting me share in today's Pain Report, brought to you by the Pantry Door's attempt to give me a rude pedicure.
Update (approx 12 minutes later): Have soothed myself with some plain chocolate M&Ms. Toe still hurts, but at least gave me weak excuse to enjoy some chocolately goodness.