Funniest Thing Heard on my Birthday, So Far

Sitting at Costco with Miss O and Miss Q, getting ready to eat one of their amazing chocolate and almond ice cream bars--which is on a stick, fyi--in honor of the day (which, by the way, I have not eaten one for MONTHS because of all the dieting, so it is quite the yummy treat if I do say so myself), Miss O asks, "Can we get a fork to eat that with?"

Says I, "Nope."

Miss O responds matter of factly, in her most honest assessment of the situation, "Okay.  I'll guess we'll just have to eat it with our mouths...like a dog."

Woof.