Gentle Reader, literally a minute ago, Miss A had this exchange with me:
"Mom," she says, chewing on a piece of Extra Bubblegum. "Do you think I'll ever be able to blow a bubble?"
"Sure. If you keep practicing."
"And you'll let me?" (????)
About a minute passes.
"MOM! MOM! MOM!!!"
"What?! What is it???"
"THE LIGHT OF HEAVEN JUST OPENED UP AND SHINED DOWN ON ME!!!!!" She pumps her fist in the air, "I BLEW A BUBBLE!!!!"
Congratulations, Miss A. Congratulations.