Initially I was like, no. This is Mommy's drink. But then I thought, a little sip won't kill her and then she'll see what kind of battery acid her mom drinks.
And you know what she said?
"Hmmmmmm. It's like blueberries!"
Because you don't eat blueberries, Miss O. You won't even touch them. How do you know this????
Eh, whatever. If you say so.
But then I got to thinking...
******WE interrupt this highly entertaining post to bring you a quick, "Name that MUSICAL" moment:...and, if my algebra proof logic fits, then:
G: "Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking..."
L: "A dangerous pastime."
G: "I know."
*******Please, resume your reading*******
Blueberries = good for you
Cola Beverage = Like Blueberries
THEREFORE: Cola Beverage = good for you
Viola! All that education has not gone to waste.